itspartyrehab:

Vodka Bucket
Ingredients & Measurements:
1 (12 oz.) can Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
1 (6 oz.) can Frozen Limeade Concentrate
2 (12 oz.) cans of Sprite
6-12 oz. Vodka
Instructions:Blend all ingredients in a large punch bowl.

itspartyrehab:

Vodka Bucket

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 1 (12 oz.) can Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
  • 1 (6 oz.) can Frozen Limeade Concentrate
  • 2 (12 oz.) cans of Sprite
  • 6-12 oz. Vodka

Instructions:
Blend all ingredients in a large punch bowl.


itspartyrehab:

Jelly Bean CocktailIngredients & Measurements:
2 oz. Cake Vodka
1/2 oz. Maraschino Liquor
Splash of Grenadine
Jelly Beans
Instructions:Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, maraschino liqueur, and grenadine. Shake until chilled. Strain into a glass, drop in a few jelly beans for garnish and enjoy.

itspartyrehab:

Jelly Bean Cocktail
Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 2 oz. Cake Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Maraschino Liquor
  • Splash of Grenadine
  • Jelly Beans

Instructions:
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the vodka, maraschino liqueur, and grenadine. Shake until chilled. Strain into a glass, drop in a few jelly beans for garnish and enjoy.


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You are so beautiful to me
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You are so beautiful to me

can’t you seeeeeeeeee


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Did Homo sapiens destroy all the other human races or did we just interbreed them out of existence? A little of both.

iheartchaos:

Ever since Neanderthals were discovered to have been a separate human race, anthropologists have been asking where they went. Now we know there were a couple other ancient non-Homo sapien human species, and they’re gone as well. So what the hell happened? Did Homo sapiens come out of Africa fighting or did modern Homo sapiens come about as the product of interbreeding between us and other hominid species? Turns out, it was a little of both.

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9gag:

George Carlin on stupid people

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George Carlin on stupid people